Urban Dictionary: church.

something you should go to if your a female weeb in your teens.

Female: I love (insert anime character) soo muchh
Me: Are you innocent?
Female: ...
Me: Go to Church, and go outside.

by oohyuh January 27, 2021

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The fucked up thing about going to church is one of the main figures of Christianity is a Jewish guy, which never made much sense. It's not a matter of one religion being right and the other one wrong, but it's something you notice, that one of the main figures of the religion, though he was called Christ in name, was never a Christian himself.

If a main figure in Church was Buddha, more people would be skeptical about religion, but Jesus is someone they think looks like them, so he's one of them.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Church

A place where you pray to the LORD so the LORD can forgive your sins.
read the bible and give your trust to Jesus Christ
Jesus is coming soon.

also I don't know much about church nor about Jesus/God/Holy Spirit I only know a little bit about them

I don't know what to do for an example ;-;
church is a place where your sins are forgiven by the LORD?

by AkemiDoesn'tMakeSense December 14, 2020

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Church

In biker culture, a slang term for a club meeting.

Biker 1: What are we going to do about the deal we made with the mob?

Biker 2: We'll talk about it at church.

by MadMan7792 September 27, 2018

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Its where scared motherfuckers go...when they are intimidated and pray to god.. a song from ice cube too

Pussy ass bitch, why are you running? Go to fucking church!

by ©WhiteBoi September 08, 2006

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churchs

places of prayer. buds of brown decent with smell of jamaican weed.

im goin to church on sunday. im smokin that ill asss churches brown shit fucks me up.

by adammerf May 17, 2004

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Church

That strange place in your town that everyone believes people should go to, but no one actually goes to.

Guy: Hmm, today is Easter. Should I go to church or go buy my girlfriend something? Nah, I think I'll just sleep in.

by BusinessMan February 06, 2005

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