An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.
"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."
by kgacho November 05, 2009
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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
by Heko July 17, 2004
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