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A chumpet is a female chump
a week stupid dog who will belive and do anything you say
any despret single girl is a chumpet
by Lethal man September 03, 2005
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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A chumpet is a complete knobwit.
A cross between a trumpet and a chump. He is usually your boss, predominantly named Alex. He gives trumpet to his superiors whilst affecting chump like symptoms to employees.
Alex is a chumpet.
by The Glove May 01, 2003
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