Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.
by JoRokHed April 16, 2013
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When a bumbling buffoon, usually by the name of scott fucks up really badly
P1: hey did you hear that Scott bought the wrong light bulbs?
P2: god he's such a bumbling buffoon, what a chum moment
P1 and P2 together: LOL!
by loser drakee June 06, 2020
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The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
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When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 05, 2021
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When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him store his own cum sock under your bed.
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 05, 2021
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Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”
by JFrizzy September 28, 2020
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