Chuffsludge, or chuff sludge is often referred to as a wetter version of a chuff, perhaps with some kind of detritus seeping from ones chuff. Chuffsludge can also be compared to other wet, disgusting substances, I.e. gone off cat food. One should always avoid someone known to be a chuffsludger.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods