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Something so powerful that when you spell it in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Also, your head will explode from sheer overload of awesomeness.
Hey dude, did you hear about Chuck Norris? -boom-

Hahaha I spelled 'Chuck Norris'! I win. -boom-
by 1337P3d0b34r February 03, 2009
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1) Virtually everyone on Urbandictionary.com hates for some odd reason. (butthurt)
2) An actor
3) A very good martial artist (at least he has the balls to stand up to Bruce Lee)
Don't be butthurt over Chuck Norris
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by Talon Of Fear January 26, 2017
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(1)Someone who is amazing at a very unique talent. Particularly round house kicking, detective work, karate, being awesome, and killing ninjas.

(2)Someone who can deliver the pleasure of two hours of sex to somebody in 3.5 seconds.
Highwaychild17: You're the biggest Chuck Norris I've ever seen.

Chuck Norris: ...
by Highway Child January 09, 2009
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I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.

As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
by snallygaster March 09, 2007
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You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.
If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.
by Harry2151 June 15, 2007
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Chuck Norris is a puss.....

*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.

He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
God became "intangible" and retreated to Heaven to escape from Chuck Norris.
by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009
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