A sexual position in which a guy fucks a girl so hard in the ass it she throws up as if she had gotten a roundhouse kick to the stomach, then proceeds to eat it.
I hear Sally got an Up Chuck Norris from Steve last night, guess she likes it rough huh?
by Ferretier November 01, 2008
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Chuck Norris is cooooooooooooooly cooooooooool!
If you fed Chuck Norris 1Kg of organic matter he'd shit out enough fossil fuel to power the sun for the rest of time!
by Muhammed Legend September 22, 2007
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The act of sharing Chuck Norris jokes with friends, family, etc...
Herb: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you YESTERDAY.

Samuel: Chuck Norris can speak Braille

Julie: OK group, stop Chuck Norris-ing, we need to get back to work on our project.
by The Herb and Company April 19, 2006
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Godly, Unstoppable, Amazing, Incredible, Extreme, Strong, Insanely Awesome, The Most Ultimate Ninja/Fighter In The World! Just About Every Word In The Entire Dictionary Is Describing Chuck Norris.
"Like lawl did you hear those Chuck Norris jokes?"
by Joervara January 16, 2008
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1: A very strong man he is said to be god himself
2: A threat
Guy no. 1: im goin to kick yo ass
Guy no. 2: Im going to chuck norris yo ass
Guy no.1 : *runs away*
by chuckhead March 15, 2008
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The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.

Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris
"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"

-Chuck Norris
by Toby Lee Williams January 09, 2009
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