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A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...
by Pamanda February 25, 2006
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A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
by Stanley Marsh January 10, 2007
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Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"

Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
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The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.
State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.
by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011
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Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.
I kicked Chuck Norris down the stairs and he broke a hip. Then, I beat him with his cane.
by Alyssa yo February 13, 2006
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