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Teacher gives out sweets to children after completing a considerably hard English lesson.
Teacher feels like they need rewarding so teacher picks the finest haribo sour sweets from the local sainsbury's
Teacher gives out the sweets to all the children, the skinnier children have accepted one fizzy cherry with humble gratitude.
Teacher comes up to the festivaly plump fat bastard kid in the class and hands him a sweet.
Teacher " well done on your effort, here you go!"
Student " you give me two now"
Teacher " no you chubby git"
another example,
Two young bucks are getting it on (man and wife) , they start performing oral sex upon each other when the girl whose is slightly weightier than the man gets carried away and wont stop sucking him off
the man gets annoyed and starts to feel uncomfortable after feeling a contestant graze from her inside molar on his banjo string and says "i think you've had enough for one day you chubby git!!" which ultimately stops the blow job after much offence to the chubby bitch wife.
Teacher feels like they need rewarding so teacher picks the finest haribo sour sweets from the local sainsbury's
Teacher gives out the sweets to all the children, the skinnier children have accepted one fizzy cherry with humble gratitude.
Teacher comes up to the festivaly plump fat bastard kid in the class and hands him a sweet.
Teacher " well done on your effort, here you go!"
Student " you give me two now"
Teacher " no you chubby git"
another example,
Two young bucks are getting it on (man and wife) , they start performing oral sex upon each other when the girl whose is slightly weightier than the man gets carried away and wont stop sucking him off
the man gets annoyed and starts to feel uncomfortable after feeling a contestant graze from her inside molar on his banjo string and says "i think you've had enough for one day you chubby git!!" which ultimately stops the blow job after much offence to the chubby bitch wife.
by george orwell 2 February 19, 2014
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011