Top definition
–verb (used with object)
1. to strike one's member with a smart, resounding blow or blows to a female's forehead, like snapping a towel.
*Regional Slang: Vulgar. Indiana Jones Style. I heard they chubble whack indiana jones style south of wilson, nc.
–noun
2. a smart, resounding blow, a forceful whip: a chubble whack right on her forehead.
3. informal. a reminisce: remember when i chubble whacked your mom?
-combination phrases
4. combo. teabag into a chubble whack: the simple act of combining a nasal teabag and a chubble whack. most popularly used after intercourse and/or climax.
-social pseudonyms
5. chubble whackster; one who chubble whacks. did you hear about brian? i heard he was a chubble wackster. yeah, he's so cool. my neighbor is a chubble whackster too, i wish i could be like him.
1. to strike one's member with a smart, resounding blow or blows to a female's forehead, like snapping a towel.
*Regional Slang: Vulgar. Indiana Jones Style. I heard they chubble whack indiana jones style south of wilson, nc.
–noun
2. a smart, resounding blow, a forceful whip: a chubble whack right on her forehead.
3. informal. a reminisce: remember when i chubble whacked your mom?
-combination phrases
4. combo. teabag into a chubble whack: the simple act of combining a nasal teabag and a chubble whack. most popularly used after intercourse and/or climax.
-social pseudonyms
5. chubble whackster; one who chubble whacks. did you hear about brian? i heard he was a chubble wackster. yeah, he's so cool. my neighbor is a chubble whackster too, i wish i could be like him.
1. I only chubble whack my girlfriend on weekends, otherwise her forehead is red when she goes to work in the morning.
2. Tim used to be an avid chubble whackster until he got all serious with Renee.
2. Tim used to be an avid chubble whackster until he got all serious with Renee.
by Roy Marvin September 04, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011