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Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1
by MexicanPog November 16, 2020
Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
by Darren December 03, 2004
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Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
by sir gibsalot November 21, 2008
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Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to
be a male, despite popular belief
be a male, despite popular belief
"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
by long bong silvers October 29, 2018
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When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008
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Someone with the urge to constantly touch themselves in unknown places. Particularly when they have a vajay jay like chewbacca.
Jess: ew rach stop doing that, chewbacca has been fed.
Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!
Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!
by Chewbaccas hair January 26, 2016