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Been attracted to the hottest man alive, know as Chris wood. Many chriswoodsexuals would pay to let him run them over.
by Chriswood January 01, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Someone who has a deep love for Chris wood or obsessed with Chris wood
Bonnie: wow I really love Chris wood

Damon: then you’re Chris wood sexual!!
by Kai Parker :) December 30, 2020
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