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Christopher Columbus

Verb

Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.

Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard

Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.

Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face

"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan

Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus

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Christopher Columbus was an Italian navigator in the service of Spain who opened the New World to exploration. On October 12, 1492 he landed on San Salvador Island in the Bahamas with 3 ships he commanded; the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa María. This day is known as Columbus Day. Americans observe Columbus Day on the second Monday in October (the same day as Thanksgiving in Canada).

Christopher Columbus was born on 1451 in Genoa, Italy and died on 1506 in Valladolid, Spain. His name is Cristóbal Colón in Spanish and Cristoforo Colombo in Italian.

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Christopher Columbus

To lay claim of ownership to something/someone that isn't yours, more commonly associated with relationships.

Girl, I told him that I had a boyfriend now, but he tried to Christopher Columbus me and claim the p**sy is still his.

by DiamondDCee August 02, 2011

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An action taken on by a member of the male gender in which the male inserts his penis into the vagina of a virgin girl. Since Christopher Columbus sailed the seas and was the first to discover America it is only proper to name a sex act after him.

Garrett is a sexually frustrated boy who wants to have sex with Kristina; Kristina knows this. However, Garrett thinks he is being slick and sly and hiding his fantasies very well.

Olivia: What is Garrett's deal? he seems really weird around you...

Kristina: Yea, I know... He wants to Christopher Columbus my Vagina.

Olivia: HOLY SH*T, I will not let him be your first!... I'll knock him out for you.

by Sokeefe5 December 24, 2008

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an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.

person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live

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the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.

Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.

by Affen Ficker December 24, 2008

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The urinal game of finding the target on the urinal,(usually near the top) where you belive the porcelin is entirely untouched, and thus marking it as your own territory.

Bro I totally just Christopher Columbused that urinal, the upper left corner is all mine.

by Mistletoe's RHA CWRU November 01, 2010

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