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Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.
Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!
by Christmas Noob! December 26, 2006
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A type of noob, invading online games in large groups, appearing at Christmas morning. They are typically kids who just received the game as a Christmas present, skipped singleplayer/campaign, and went straight to multiplayer. Generally unskilled, prone to camping and getting shot, making them delicious targets in FPS.

Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.
by Jonny B. Good December 25, 2009
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A person who has recieved a video game for Christmas, despite the fact that thousands of others already had the game. When they play they get their ass shat on. One can always tell a Christmas noob because 2 - 5 days after christmas, they're level of skill/rank is much lower than others'.
Wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.

How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
by Strummer52 January 06, 2010
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All the people who just got Black Ops for Christmas. Resulting in many free kills and fun.
Look at all these Christmas noobs, no prestige and under level 20.
by bob the hitman dole December 27, 2010
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A player who just got a certain game for Christmas. Mostly little kids who don't have enough money to buy it themselves or husbands being bought it by their wives. Christmas Noobs are easy prey for players who have owned it for a while and are a great way ahead of them and raise good players kill death ratio significantly.
i fucking love playing COD on Christmas, so many christmas noobs to raise your k/d.
by TheAlmightySpecter December 25, 2010
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Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020
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