The era when the guitarist for Queen, Brian May, had a beard. He looked a heck of a lot like Jesus and now Queen fans worship him.
by Brisus Christ November 18, 2019
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior from the Bible. He is the Redeemer, the one who suffered on the cross, died for us, and resurrected the third day to be on the Father’s right hand. He is the creator of the earth and the heavens.
“Jesus Christ is the Savior.”
“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”
“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”
”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”
”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”
”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”
”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”
“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”
”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”
”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”
”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”
”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
by Xaonus November 19, 2020
person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*
by joyanonymous June 10, 2006
syn. buddy jesus
1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Christ I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!
2. That dude... he's such a Buddy Christ... I oughta nail him to something.
Source: Madmann, Oregon
2. That dude... he's such a Buddy Christ... I oughta nail him to something.
Source: Madmann, Oregon
by Madmann October 07, 2005
Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.
Tarken: Holy Shit Weeg there goes Santa Christ back from a busy day.
Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.
All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.
All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds November 02, 2010
An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.
"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"
"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."
"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."
"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."
"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."
by binkazoid May 16, 2019
by wikiwitch November 25, 2018