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The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.
They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.
Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.
Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.
Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!
Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!
by Schloimie Fenster November 18, 2009
Jun 3 Word of the Day
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018