by Rxking91 February 08, 2018
Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
by trexx19 October 24, 2019
A person who thinks that Christianity is the only way, despite the fact that many people under this category have never actually read the bible. If they had, they'd either change religion out of anger or stop being a bigot.
Love everyone.
Love everyone.
1: " Oh my god, did you hear about the person at the shop? "
2: " Oh, that toxic Christian? Yeah, I heard they tore down all those supportive flags.. "
1: " They need therapy. "
2: " Oh, that toxic Christian? Yeah, I heard they tore down all those supportive flags.. "
1: " They need therapy. "
by Askata September 16, 2021
A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
by respectistheanswer April 04, 2018
A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
by SmileyTrek July 02, 2021
by Abrahan Ho June 17, 2021
Williamsburg Christian academy is a school in, I kid you not, toano, Virginia. It has kindergarten-12th grade. Everyone in this school (there’s not a lot of students) is either really cool or really annoying. Most of the annoying ones are middle school students with the exception of the classic red neck, conservative, yee yee high schooler. The best part of the school, in my opinion, is the 4:20 Bible verse in the cafetorium™︎. Most of the students end up there from either dropping out or being pulled out of warhill high school.
Person 1: hey you heard Layla transferred to Williamsburg Christian Academy?
Person 2: to where? Oh you mean the school with the ugly khaki uniform?
Person 1: yeah that’s the one!
Person 2: to where? Oh you mean the school with the ugly khaki uniform?
Person 1: yeah that’s the one!
by aspaghootisasingularspaghetti June 04, 2020