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from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.

the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.
by boni de la fuente October 23, 2007
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Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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