Christi-hurt is a gutter tramp that will go above and beyond to destroy you and all that is good in your life. An obvious home wrecking liar, she doesn't care if you're married or not. Frequent whereabouts happen to be At. Joseph county, Michigan. Also known as mattress back, two way trick, and project chick, Christi-Hurt will most likely give you Hepatitis C, Genital Warts, or Herpes. Stay away from Christi-Hurt, or you will catch something Ajax won't take off.