The host on NBC Dateline.
Exposes criminals.
Stars on To Catch a Predator.
The biggest cock block of all time.
Exposes criminals.
Stars on To Catch a Predator.
The biggest cock block of all time.
I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!
by Bryan M L. September 27, 2007
by pelicaine September 7, 2009
A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
by Crystal K November 16, 2007
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
by Seth Einus November 1, 2007
Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours
Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—
Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.
Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*
Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—
Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.
Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*
by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023
by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009
The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.
If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.
He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.
He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.
Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.
Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
by disc.inc. December 20, 2010