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girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
by Thantos February 10, 2009
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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noun
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.
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Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
by Miraxe February 16, 2009
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Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)
by Bobaloo222 February 19, 2009
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Yo, I still can't believe Tom "Chris Brown'd" Stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.
by Walter2Shrooms2Acid February 23, 2009
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To smack your significant other for a good reason in public. Following this she will forgive you for smacking her and take you back because she knows she was wrong
"Yo i been wit her for months , she tried to play me chillin wit this other dude i chris brown'd the girl and we've been better ever since."
by izzle5687 March 20, 2009