We better get to church early this morning if you want a seat, with all the chreasters it's going to be be SRO.
by Duckygrl April 17, 2006
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
I hate going to church with grandma; thank god mom is only a chreaster.
Pastor Tom: Are we going to see you in church tonight?
Mary: You know you're gonna see me. I'm a chreaster through and through.
Pastor Tom: Are we going to see you in church tonight?
Mary: You know you're gonna see me. I'm a chreaster through and through.
by Yoyo girl December 25, 2007
more than 50% of the people belonging to a Catholic Church Parish that only come to mass on the big holidays- Christmas and Easter-therefore making it difficult to find seats because the Church is overpacked.
Joe: My mom is making me go to the early morning Easter Mass even though i haven't been to Church since last Christmas.
Kevin: You are such a chreaster.
Kevin: You are such a chreaster.
by dNell April 08, 2007
Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter. Your typical everyday Christian who tries to act all holy twice a year when the relatives are in town. In reality they couldn't be more of a scumbag. When mass is over they go back to getting drunk and beating the family dog.
Frank: For the love of god Dorothy do we really have to go to church?
Dorothy: Frank it's Easter, everybody goes to church on Easter.
Frank: I don't give a rats ass I'm not going.
Dorothy: But we haven't gone since Christmas Frank.
Frank: Fine, then go you god damn Chreaster.
Dorothy: Frank it's Easter, everybody goes to church on Easter.
Frank: I don't give a rats ass I'm not going.
Dorothy: But we haven't gone since Christmas Frank.
Frank: Fine, then go you god damn Chreaster.
by QueerbagSteve March 27, 2016
Jun 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

