a wrongly spelt name for "Chow mien" which means fried noodles. Pronounced like "chao mien" Usually used and spoken by english speakers or non-chinese speakers.
Shane: Let's get some chow mein!
Xiangji: It's Chow Mien, u fucktard!!!
by Huang April 16, 2007
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The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.
Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.
by just_warming_up September 10, 2009
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Code for going over to a guy/girl's place for a hookup.
Think "Netflix and chill".
I know you love Chinese girl and I'm a pretty good cook. Chow mein is my speciality😉
by Thakiso January 11, 2017
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When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth
"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"
by BigPeePeePooPoo November 23, 2019
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A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .
i got chow mein gash

this means-i'm going out or sleeping with a hot chinese girl.
by Samuel Justin adesanya June 22, 2007
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