the combination of the word chode and douche; insult
by Jesska September 15, 2003
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"Dude, please tell me you got some chouch tonight?!"

"Stick it up your chouch!"

"I fucked her chouch up"
by judwhutng March 12, 2012
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Item of furniture for sitting on. Other objects, such as video games and children, may disappear under chouch if not properly monitored.

It is forbidden to use an article ("a" or "the") when referring to chouch.
Mark: How would you feel if someone hid (your child) under chouch?

Aaron: There is no "a chouch" or "the chouch." Just "chouch."
by Typac Shakur November 20, 2007
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1. piece of furniture that is a combination of a chair and a couch for obese people

2. nickname for a fat person that waddles when he/she walks
Oh great....I'm in line at the buffet behind chouch. She always eats all the f*ckin' pizza before I get there!!
by Blizzard January 14, 2005
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