Urban Dictionary: chorted

"The Cheat" pronounced with Coach Z's heavy accent.

"Here The Chort, have a Trophy"

by Wezicus Ilenius July 06, 2003

by Neosim February 18, 2003

The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!

by laurstanz August 30, 2003

The act of using orphans as fuel in a furnace.

Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.

by Craig Bigglesworth October 29, 2011

small yello cheese shaped character

by Coach Z August 26, 2003

1. (noun) maniac.
2. (noun) flake.
3. (noun) alternate name for the cheat, see coach Z.

1. That fucking chort is off the wall, she should cut down on the coffee.
2. Wow, Ashley and Alexis are the biggest chorts ever.

Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.

by Sit down ,D December 25, 2011