1. (noun) maniac.
2. (noun) flake.
3. (noun) alternate name for the cheat, see coach Z.
1. That fucking chort is off the wall, she should cut down on the coffee.
2. Wow, Ashley and Alexis are the biggest chorts ever.
by nick handman and ted nava September 18, 2003
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www.homestarrunner.com the charicter "coach-Z with an unknow slighty anoying accent cannot define the word "cheat" therefor calling the cheat"the chort"
"the king of tows gone mad with power!!! hes ginna eat the chort!"
by Jeesus_ate_my-cat September 19, 2003
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the chort is the way Coach Z says the cheat...
The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!
by laurstanz August 30, 2003
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The act of using orphans as fuel in a furnace.
Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.
by Craig Bigglesworth October 29, 2011
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