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1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.
1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."
by ChoofAloof September 01, 2010
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The sound that comes from a chrome cold air system, on a car, as the throttle body is quickly opened.
I let my boys hear my Mustang with the hood popped an when i hit the gas petal real fast the engine went "choof"
by RT out of Lakeland October 28, 2003
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1.Nick Cloherty is gonnah rape Ben Deacon up the choof =D

2.ben deacon & nick cloherty likes choof

3.ben deacon likes it up the choof
by FUCK U!! August 13, 2008
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1) fit lad !
1) a rare 1 off fit lad that is better than F.H.I.T or OOF
by HEATHER July 01, 2004
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the measure of the angle made when one's neck is broken.
"That's a 90 degree choof we're looking at here... it's a wonder his head didn't snap clean off... poor dead bastard."
by bitter_bluebird March 26, 2004
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Another word for a pervert who likes to look up skirts in video games. Loves short skirts in video games, but not in real life, will reject real life women or men.
Oh yeah, let me see up that skirt cause I'm a, fuckin choof
by Slavic_pterodactyl February 18, 2018
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