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A South-African slang for a vape kept in your blazer pocket or school bag. The reason behind the coughing and weezing during PE.
Teacher: Is that a choof?
Boy: Sir I orth on ma laaf it's not maan
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Also spelled chooff. Believed to be derived from chuff, an onomatopoeic word that describes a train 'chuffing' along the tracks. Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe smoking pot, or a train on a hill. Listen or think of the sound of someone who takes a big toke, then tries to hold back a coughing fit

1: v. To smoke cannabis in a joint, pipe or bong(billy).

2: n. An indefinite quantity of marijuana.

3: n. The sound a train makes.
1: "I'm gonna choof a few billies and then crash for a while."

2: "I'm gonna see if I can get onto a bit of choof later on. Wanna come over for a smoke?"

3: The train went choof choof up the hill.
by Indica Man May 10, 2008
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Verb, meaning 'to steal' or 'to take'. It's like saying those words but bare better.
'"Sup bro, how's it going?"

"Not well brah, someone choofed by watch"

"You'll need bare dollar to replace that"'
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'When I first met you, you choofed my heart babe'
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n.
1. a teenager, usually male, whose wardrobe comprises Abercrombie & Fitch, Structure and American Eagle items. See also prep. Choofs, though expensively outfitted, often appear ridiculous, often because of the kitschy t-shirts and visors they wear.
2. An upper-middle class Caucasian male with delusions of rap stardom.
3. A fatuous idiot or douchebag.
v.
1. To act in a foolish or ridiculous manner. Note: the idiomatic usage "choof it up" is common.
Matt Simone, the original choof, remains the paragon of choofdom.
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a commonly used word in the fraser valley, British Columbia. The act of hitting a vape
Guy 1: wanna let me choof that
Guy 2: Lemme see you choof this
by Bman The Choof Train June 04, 2017
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a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.
dude, last night i choofed when i was fucking her. i felt really embarassed.
by Kyle Peterssss November 06, 2008
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V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously

N. The substance left after said "choof"
"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."

"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."
by Teabag Tipton October 16, 2008
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