A crotch itch; when your crotch itches and you announce "Chonnie!" to everyone around to warn them that you're scratching. Saying "chonnie" when you have a chonnie makes it acceptable to scratch.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

A flacid penis.