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looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned
dude you look so chonked
by filter2700 August 10, 2007
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.
(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!

(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.
by Granola Boy April 01, 2010
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When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome
"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"
by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020
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