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looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned
dude you look so chonked
by filter2700 August 10, 2007
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.
(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!

(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.
by Granola Boy April 01, 2010
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When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome
"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"
by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020
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