Urban Dictionary: choners

A word denoting an erection, but also implying that the person subject to the description has a chode.

When the professor bent down to pick up the pen she dropped, I could have sworn Jeremy got a choner.

by Hermom Inc. March 01, 2011

Chokingboner!

Gotta Choner!

by HINUZVAGETA December 04, 2020

by Lord of the guys February 07, 2021

She thought he was so hot, she got a choner!

by LTJ coop September 08, 2011

Choner, when surfing big boy waves while seeing Christ him self cook with don I get choner.

wow your being such a choner right now...

pretty much the worst

Getting an awkward erection during a church service.

Dude, I was in church the other day and had to walk down for communion with a raging choner!

by fender12 February 03, 2011