Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.
Dude, I'm soooo choned
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Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments
His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.
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n: underware, drawrs, undise etc
Don't wet your chones
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(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.
Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.
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v. To flake. To back out of a commitment or agreement.
Charlie was going to join us for dinner, but he totally choned on us by cancelling at the last minute.
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