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Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.
Dude, I'm soooo choned
by MenJen August 15, 2008
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.
Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.
by miwild March 26, 2009
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n. the ultimate of pwning.

v. The act of choning; to shut one down in the most spectacular of fashions.
You done been cho'ned, bitch.

or

Friend: Shouldn't you be wearing a tie with that shirt?
Friend 2: Shouldn't you be sucking my dick?
Friend 3: oh Friend 1, you done been cho'ned!
by marchingon April 19, 2011
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