You must be in Cupid's chokehold.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Ogre #1: Hey Monglar, think you can break my choke hold?

Ogre #2: What?

I was so into that blow job that I threw a choke hold at the last moment!

That asshole just cut me off! Choke hold!!!

I think the concept of a chokehold sounds so innocent and so perfect. You have to be careful, but with that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, should deliver a happy ending.

I will say this you wrangle and you collude and what happens sometimes if you're alone with "somebody' who's tough and you get "somebody" in a chokehold, what are you going to do, say, oh, and it's a real bad Russian, and what are you going to do now? Let go and say, let's start over again, Mel says,"I'm not allowed to have you in a chokehold" It's a tough situation.

A chokehold s good if it's a one-on-one. Now if it's a two-on-one, that's a little bit of a different story, depending on stamina and hand strength you'd be better served with a double fluffer or an Eiffel Tower. Generally speaking, everyone should get a happy ended.

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum