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chokefart: (noun) A noise that sounds like a fake fart made by someone's armpit, but really it's just your co-worker choking on some hummus.
"Yo, did you hear the new sales guy making stupid fart noises with his armpit earlier?"
"Nah man, that was just Emily chokefarting on her hummus again."
"Nah man, that was just Emily chokefarting on her hummus again."
by YourChokeFart.Com September 16, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018