Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.
by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008
Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.
by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009
by NigerChiger February 10, 2019
Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 03, 2018