noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??
Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"
Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"
by DEHS May 08, 2006
Another way of saying βjerking off.β This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase βChoking the Bishopβ where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
via giphy
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
Another way of saying βjerking off.β This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase βChoking the Bishopβ where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
via giphy
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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