by Dentor January 15, 2020
An extremely fine, sharp wire used to sever human body parts, including the male scrotum and other various genitals as a punishment.
Kevin forgot to bring the snacks that he promised to bring to class, and thanks to Andy and his choir wire, his nuts are now separated from the rest of his body.
by ATLallDay! January 05, 2011
The highest level of choir offered at any California high school with a vocal music program. It is reserved for the 30 most elite choir nerds in the program with the loudest, strongest, and most beautiful voices. Everyone wants to be in chambers, because they get to go fun places and wear sexy awesome uniforms. Anyone who is excepted into chamber choir is immediately hooked on it, and it takes over one's brain. Not that it's a bad thing...
I wish I were in Chamber Choir with all the cool kids. They get to skip school to go perform at Disneyland in their gorgeous satin gowns and tuxedos.
by Choir Nerd Forever! November 02, 2006
Used to describe the terrible noises that you must endure in a public restroom when you walk in and someone (or multiple persons) are in the process of taking a dump. Or, it can simply be an allusion to using the public restroom.
"I had to take a leak the other day, but the bathroom choir was in full session, so I got out of that restroom ASAP."
"I'll be back in a second. I have a practice session with the bathroom choir."
"I'll be back in a second. I have a practice session with the bathroom choir."
by Timstuff March 08, 2008
The extra awesome extraccurricular activity at schools mostly in the mid west. it is where high school students prance arround on giant risers, duck tape the bottom of their shoes, use enough aqua net to cause lung cancer, sleep on the floors of buses, talk trash about that one girl who "can't do a jazz hand to save her life", and at the end of the day, go home with a few sparkly trophies that make for great weapons if someone is being annoying on the bus ride home. Guys wear more make up than David Bowie, and girls aren't afraid to strip in front of a large crowd of boys. We sweat, get sprained ankles, curse, and at the end of the day made some good friends and had some awesome times! Ah Show Choir...what's not to love!?
Dude 1: Dude! that girl over there is totally stripping!
Dude 2: Yea so, she's in Show Choir.
Dude 1: Well still, why aren't you totally in awe over this?
Dude 2: Cause I'm in Show Choir...
Dude 2: Yea so, she's in Show Choir.
Dude 1: Well still, why aren't you totally in awe over this?
Dude 2: Cause I'm in Show Choir...
by librasign91 June 01, 2009
A kid who is in choir and likes singing. It’s that simple. They aren’t necessarily nice, mean, obnoxious, or kind. They just like to sing.
by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows June 05, 2019
HR won't hire this guy. They want someone who can "hit the ground running". They must be waiting on a "purple unicorn". I apologize, I'm "preaching to the choir". (LOL. That was 3 metaphors in one explanation. I recommend using Urban Dictionary to look of the other two metaphors)
by X_AlterEgo_X March 04, 2019