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husband "Who ate all the chocolate ice cream?"
wife "Well I did of course"
husband "You freaking choglet!!!"
wife "Well I did of course"
husband "You freaking choglet!!!"
by MeanGene September 12, 2005
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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a fat and very stubby uncircumsized penis, usaully smelly and unatractive, also can not fit in a vagina.
"that choglet smells like shit, he should put that away."
by beeeelaine huuughes January 28, 2009