Chodie whipped out her chode and it was bigger than mine.

maghiya, chodi hauchu?

Man, chodi you lookin fine as hell.

"Chodie's lookin pretty chode like today"

Nikki: so how was your night with drew?

Kelly: drew? you mean chody. I was about to give head then saw his chode. so I had to end our hook up and made up some lame excuse

Coworker: "Boy, I'm fired up about cranking out this paperwork today! Can we just get this day started already?!"

Me: "It's unreal how chodie you are."

Frank couldn't insert his chodis through the glory hole.