a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.
He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.
by Steve Holt March 15, 2005
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A penis that is Wider than it is tall.
Dude, look at that choder! its wider than it is tall!
by BENJ AMRSHALL March 08, 2004
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“I pulled down his pants last night and he totally had a choder!”
by TheOGBojangles September 18, 2018
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When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.
1.Im gonna have a good chode tonight!
2.Anyone up for a good chodering?
by Puketaha September 12, 2007
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A person who is short, fat and a dick head.
My boss is such a choder, he's probably fatter than he is wide.
by freedogger March 19, 2010
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An offensive term used for someone with a shortcoming or disability that overcompensates for their lack of fuctional use for society (i.e. a pigeon-toed little person with a Napoleon complex).
Jon: "Why is Derrick acting like such a prick today?"

Albert: "I dunno. But corporate was here last week and chewed him out pretty good."

Jon: "Still...that's not a good enough reason to be a choder about it."
by crawl-bavk January 11, 2016
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