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When a bunch of dudes line up their chodes on the ground and have a preferably lubed up girl to be the "car" and drag her breasts across the "chode road" Can also result in a "car wash" if the chodes are handled correctly. A car wash is when all the chodes unleash their sticky juices at once onto the "car"
Dude 1: Were you at the party last night?
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...
by FNEinonw November 19, 2013
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."
by SnackLord December 26, 2016