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Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.
I've been in chode mode for a solid two years now. Well, time to change.
by Jay Dillaaaaa March 30, 2014
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.
The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.
by Newterd January 24, 2010
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when your wanker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.
Bro it's freezing! I'm in total chode mode!
by hhhhhwhatttt! August 25, 2010
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once you enter your "chode code" you enable CHODE MODE (see chode ).
Dude ok put in the chode code...ok...3..2...1... CHODE MODE
by Tyler April 06, 2004
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