White chocolate starfish

A bleached asshole.

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.

by BBaggins August 24, 2019

holy chocolate starfish

An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.

Holy chocolate starfish! It's batman!

by Kate Applebottomjeans Nomnom August 16, 2010

chocolate starfish puncher

One who likes to insert his penis into anuses; ass pirate; dumper bumper.

"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"

by Lookit January 23, 2009

chocolate starfish trooper

Slang for someone who engages in anal sex. From chocolate starfish, refering to the anus, and Starship Troopers, the popular movie.

He's a bit of a chocolate starfish trooper

by joveblue May 23, 2006

Fist of the Chocolate Starfish

After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.

Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.

by Kelton Banks May 13, 2014

Chocolate Starfish Collar

The act (sexual) where a person or animal rubs their naked anus on the back of the other persons neck.

She had massive hooters, but I could only come when she gave me the Chocolate Starfish Collar.

by DavoBull November 9, 2009

Chocolate Starfish Kiss

A chocolate starfish kiss is when two people spread their butt cheeks apart and rub their anuses together.

After an hour of scissoring these two chicks started to chocolate starfish kiss.

by Lvke_Warm January 8, 2022