"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.