When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.
Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.
by lolo_master May 13, 2011
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The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.
I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss
by TheBeticMedic August 07, 2021
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