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When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.
Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.
by lolo_master May 13, 2011
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart
Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.
by Poptarthart January 21, 2012
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Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
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