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A person highly skilled in ass assassination. A prerequisite of the chocolate ninja is a high degree of stealth so that his target is entirely unaware of what is about to come.
by crxchaos May 25, 2005
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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1. A somewhat-crazed female who takes to hanging around ceilings and yelling, "PANTS!" and other such nonsense at random intervals. Loves sugary things.
2. Someone who steals other peoples' chocolate bars.
2. Someone who steals other peoples' chocolate bars.
1. Start making sense, you damn chocolate ninja!
2. Damn it, a chocolate ninja just stole my candy bar!
2. Damn it, a chocolate ninja just stole my candy bar!
by Chocolate Ninja September 30, 2004