when a man ejaculates into a women’s feces (making a light-brown color), then before the man can become flaccid, she gives him a blowjob with the feces-semen mix until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, me and Becky got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie.

Man 2: You sick fuck.
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when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.
by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019
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